Did Y/you see the chastities above?
The last 2 years W/we spend almost $2.000 for these! Plus,3 months for each to arrive after the day of order.
However, slave is still without a chastity on...
I don't believe it. Where do I start from? Oh yeah, the first one that W/we ordered:
cb2000. Nice pink colour, Secure, lightweight, not shown under the clothes, mbla, mbla, mbla..They should have told us that it is huge, easy to take of and definitely very well shown under the clothes!
This one is better: the #6 spiral device. With this one slave had to get a frenum piercing. Since there was no other choice he did so. He got his dick pierced.
So far so good, the healing seemed to be ok, the chastity arrived and the moment he put it on, his frenum migrated. No comments I suppose. There is no way back with it. Since a man's frenum migrates, there is no more frenum on his dick.
W/we picked up O/our devastated selves, the bitterness, the anger, the "no way out" feeling and made a new decision:
A chastity belt. No piercing needed, it was the most secure, no way out, lightweight, not shown mbla, mbla, mbla and it arrived a few months later.The only truth was that it couldn't be seen under the clothes. It seemed ABSOLUTELY secure! Og God, what a relief! Slave was finally chastised!!
Oh no! He definitely was not! A few hours later he had a shower and guess what: the whole chastity and the belt slipped because of the showerjel and it went of as if it was a nicker! No comment I suppose eh?
Ok, lets relax for a while, lets search the internet once again( I thing that was the time No 2.000.000!), lets think and think and think and YES!This must be it!
A secure and non escape chastity but it needs a P.A piercing. No big deal. Slave already had the experience of a piercing. The second time is easier than the first one. And so it was. Everything went great, the healing was in a very good way and it was time to order the chastity #15. Measurments again because it isn't a one size chastity,payment at once via paypall and let's relax and wait. And so W/we did for 3,5 months. And it arrived. W/we were certain that this was the right chastity.
Shit, it was not! It was so heavy that when he put it on and tried to walk, the weight of the tube pulled of the O ring and the tube was hanging from the P.A piercing! Too heavy and everyone could see it under the clothes.
Now what? A nervous break down maybe? Depression perhaps? No. Patience.
"The one who insists, always wins" That's what W/we say here in Greece.
And since W/we have the P.A piercing why don't W/we order the #6 spiral device for P.A piercing?
Sure, why not? Besides, W/we'll never get rich!
No big deal, new measurments and 3 more months to wait.
Piece of cake for U/us. W/we got used to it and to paying via paypall and to get pierced and to get dissapointed and, and, and..
It arrived last Friday...
I only looked at it. I didn't want to touch it but slave did. He looked at Me deep in the eyes waiting for a comment.
What's for Me to say? I knew it, I saw it. IT WAS FUCKING HEAVY AND THE HOOD WAS MADE LARGER! Should I scream? Should I throw it of the window?
I have nothing to say anymore. I just thought and thought and I think I found a patent to make a chastity of My own. I hope this will be the last time I have to think about a chastity.
Slave thinks it's a brilliant idea.If it succeeds I'll let Y/you all know.
Wish Me luck!
12 comments:
MsAlice-
This is just the most hysterical piece on male chastity devices I've ever read.
Your intensity and sense of humor combine for a delightful post.
And, you've confirmed what I have often wondered about Lori's Tubes. They are, indeed, it appears, so heavy as to overwhelm the pa piercing which they require.
Your slave's experience with the chastity belt was a surprise. So, wow, $2000 worth of useless chastity devices?
And, for what it's worth, I can confirm your finding of the worthlessness of the cbxk series. Totally a toy, with no ability to stop male ejaculations whatsoever. I continue to maintain that the manufacturers, and the males who wear them, know this, but keep silent in order to make money off of gullible Women who do not know its flaws.
-saratoga
The problem is not that the CBxK line are "toy." No chastity device in the world will prevent orgasm in 100% of the users. A perusal of the various chastity groups - including the ones focusing on the Neosteel, Goethals, and other full belts - shows that while some men can not escape the device, a large number of them can manage to effect some kind of ejaculatory release. For some men, it's as easy as pressing a vibrator to the device. Even the vaunted steel belts can be "defeated" this way, if one intends for the device to prevent any and all forms of stimulation.
However, one should note that the release of semen does not necessarily mean an orgasm, or more correctly, does not mean a satisfying orgasm for the wearer. Some men, even though having effected a release of fluid, still retain much of the arousal; some, in fact, find themselves even more frustrated than before.
Saratoga and Tom, thank you both for the comments. I think that so far I deserve a "Master's Degree" on the subject. Me and slave W/we've seen them all and paid for them all!
MsAlice-
You are welcome. Yes, you certainly have tried more devices than anyone else of whom I know.
I'm still with you on the cbxk...they are poorly designed, poorly manufactured. As my Mistress and I discovered with anal training products, many bdsm items seemed to be made and sold predicated on the inability of anyone to a) get their money back for badly-made goods, and/or, b) go public to attempt to stop the vendor from continuing to defraud other bdsm or fetish consumers.
Ms Alice-
Thanks for your post on the ineffectiveness of all the different chastity devices available out there. I have finally realized my dream come true with my wife agreeing that she would like for me to be in a chastity device with her having full control of when or if it comes off.
We are both so frustrated because we too have spent alot of money without yet finding one that actually can reasonably be worn 24-7.
We will be looking forward to seeing what your invention will be, since you certainly do understand the problems.
willgiveall,
sorry I delayed to answer to your comment.
I'll definitely let you know about the new chastity I've thought of.
Still,there is one thing that you must know firstly:
It needs a PA piercing in order it to be 100% secure.
So if you are determined to be chastised, go ahead and get a PA.
Thank you for your comment!
Good morning Alice,
OK so my question. What do you mean the frenum piercing migrated? I am a little scared of the PA piercing and I wanted to go with the frenum. Also, I would love to hear about the device you are thinking of making. Now that I re-read your post is Mistress Lori's tube too heavy?? I agree that denial and training are the ultimate way to go, but I still absolutely love the idea of chastity. Pipe dream??? Maybe!
I agree: male chastity devices available today suck. Good luck with your search and with your attempts at orgasm control!
Thanks for the wish maymay! :)
The CB3000 definitely isn't inescapable when used as deliviered. I wear one regularly, and it was very important for both of us that the device I wear is a prison and not a hotel. So I wear not only the device, but a home-made belt of medium-fine chain (about 14mm link diameter) that loops through the retention ring of the device from the upper left and upper right side and encircles my hips. Since the chain's last links are attached to the retention ring w/o any additional locks or hoops, it opens and closes with the padlock on top of the CB3000. We had to adjust the length of the chain a few times, but when the CB3000 rides high enough, I've not been able to slip my penis out of it - and believe me I tried a few times. There is a reason I wear a chastity device. Maybe the chain works for Y/you as well. It does not show except in speedos. Submissive regards,
Aleks
First, thank you for great information. I have a frenum piercing and I have the cb2000. My penis is quite small flacid so the cb2000 is a good cage. Combined with a lock that locks the piercing to the bottom of the cage I can not get out of the cb2k. Without the extra lock I can get out quite easily. It is however as you say very visible underneath clothes. I was going to buy Mistress Lori's tubes, but since you say it is too heavy I'm not sure what to do. I am anxiously awaiting your invention. Thanks again.
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